Bókstafstrú vs umburðalyndi

Fékk þetta snilldarbréf um daginn og stóðst ekki mátið að skella því hérna inn.. þetta lýsir minni skoðun á trú alveg gjörsamlega í hnotksurn:


Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who
dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio
show. Recently, she said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination
according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned
under any circumstances.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned
by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet.
It's funny, as well as informative:



Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people
regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal
from your show, and try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply
remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to
be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding
some of the other specific laws and how to follow
them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I
know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord -
Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the
odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery,
as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.
In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with any woman
while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness -
Lev.15:19-24. The problem is, how do I tell?
I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess
slaves, both male and female, provided they are
purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own
Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the
Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put
to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a
lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the
altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have
to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision
have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the hair around their temples, even though
this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How
should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of
a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play
football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by
planting two different crops in the same field, as
does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He
also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the
whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16.

Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so
I am confident you can help. Thank you again for
reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.

(Draum)farir mínar ósléttar..

mamma og pabbi fóru í byko í gær að sækja klósett og vask og á meðan þau voru í burtu þá dottaði ég aðeins (já ég veit) og var að dreyma allskonar skrítið og óþægilegt
og svo eru þau að koma og ég fer upp til að opna fyrir þeim.. kem að útidyrahurðinni og verð allt í einu svona allur seigur, eins og maður verður stundum þegar maður hefur sofið asnalega á hendinni eða löppinni og klessist svo alveg upp við útidyrahurðina
...og hugsa með mér "djööhh, það er bara eins og mig sé enn að dreyma.."
og um leið og ég var búinn að hugsa það þá sveif ég aðeins upp á miðja hurð, heyri pabba vera að opna hana og hrekk upp.. vakna þ.e.a.s

30 sek seinna heyri ég í þeim renna í hlað!

þetta var alveg spúkí!

en það er geeeðveikt óþægilegt að vera sofandi en halda að maður sé vakandi
eiginlega sama þó svo að eitthvað gott gerist eða slæmt í draumnum

ef það er slæmt, þá líður manni geðveikt ílla á meðan á þessu stendur
ef það er gott þá verður maður ferlega svekktur yfir því að þetta var ekki alvöru lottovinningur sem maður fékk

þannig að þetta segir manni að maður á ekki að dotta um miðjan dag!